Tag: humor
member name: Angela H.
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March 04, 2008 09:47 AM EST --
Thanks to Billy Joel, Google and someone from the University of Chicago with too much time on their hands! Just click on the link below.
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June 16, 2007 01:27 PM EDT --
Just a note to tell you that my mailbox is being flooded with mail
concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or
not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc. . . .
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October 28, 2008 09:37 AM EDT --
I Wonder...
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? . . .
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November 14, 2008 09:30 AM EST --
"Now that Barack Obama has been elected president, producers in Hollywood say they think America is now ready for a black James Bond and a black Wonder Woman. Isn't that cool? Yeah, hell, America . . .
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April 01, 2008 12:32 PM EDT --
Holy E-Mail ..
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally
behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent
the
angel to Earth for a time. . . .
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September 16, 2008 07:15 AM EDT --
Philadelphia Eagles rookie wide receiver DeSean Jackson was a bit too quick to celebrate an apparent touchdown during Monday's 41-37 loss to the Dallas Cowboys .
it was so funny he just throw . . .
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July 14, 2007 12:32 PM EDT --
SCHOOL 1967 vs. 2007
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1967 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at . . .
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May 09, 2008 10:51 AM EDT --
____Four Worms and a lesson____
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would
add emphasis to his Sunday . . .
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March 28, 2008 06:14 PM EDT --
Real Classified Ads
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC . . .
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November 21, 2008 12:32 PM EST --
A Blonde is watching the news with her husband
when the newscaster says 6 Brazilian men died
in a skydiving accident. . . .
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April 13, 2008 10:00 PM EDT --
As you may have heard, the Bush Administration said each of us would get a rebate check to stimulate the economy.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart , all the money will go to China .
If . . .
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September 14, 2008 09:49 AM EDT --
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool.
The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." . . .
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March 20, 2009 10:38 AM EDT --
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator
door:
Dear Dogs and Cats : The dishes with the paw prints are
yours and contain your food. The other . . .
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August 06, 2007 08:22 AM EDT --
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been
Diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.
My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in San
Antonio, is married to . . .
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September 22, 2007 09:06 AM EDT --
Only in America..... .
can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the . . .
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February 27, 2008 09:20 AM EST --
How the world works lately..
If a man cuts his finger off
While slicing salami at work,
He blames the knife.
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March 27, 2008 06:33 PM EDT --
Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least . . .
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June 18, 2007 11:35 AM EDT --
Once upon a time
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in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted . . .
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October 04, 2007 07:49 AM EDT --
> Please excuse the rough and foul language in the following story...
> I would have deleted them but the story wouldn't be the same......
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> A young couple got married and went on their . . .
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October 05, 2007 08:11 PM EDT --
S'ex With Tiger Woods?
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to
consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I . . .
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